A Step-by-Step Tutorial
1.) Pat his head as if he's puppy to get his attention, while simultaneously singing "baby-babe-a" to him.
2.) Poke his various body parts under the disguise of playing "Toeies, Nosies" with him.
3.) Repeat Steps 1 and 2, even if Mommy says to stop, for years to come until one or both of you moves out of the house.
4.) Leave him confused... wondering 'What is the world just happened?"